1 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:47,360 DANCE MUSIC PLAYS 2 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:50,320 DANCE MUSIC PLAYS 3 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:14,520 MAN: He's amazing. 4 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:16,080 MAN: He's amazing. 5 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:16,120 MAN 2: Unbelievable. 6 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:17,960 MAN 2: Unbelievable. 7 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:21,680 When did he move to town? Couple of weeks ago. 8 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:23,800 When did he move to town? Couple of weeks ago. 9 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:25,680 Think his name's Brandon. 10 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:27,400 Think his name's Brandon. 11 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:31,600 I hear he's got the most beautiful cock. 12 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:34,240 I hear he's got the most beautiful cock. 13 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:54,600 I rolled over and you weren't there. What are you doing? 14 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:57,000 I rolled over and you weren't there. What are you doing? 15 00:01:59,920 --> 00:01:59,960 Sitting here. Thinking. 16 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:02,480 Sitting here. Thinking. 17 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:03,840 Why don't you come back to bed? 18 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:05,360 Why don't you come back to bed? 19 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:05,400 I can't sleep. 20 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:07,080 I can't sleep. 21 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:09,240 Ben... I keep wondering. 22 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:11,640 Ben... I keep wondering. 23 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:11,680 Where he is? And hoping that he's alright. 24 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:14,560 Where he is? And hoping that he's alright. 25 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:14,600 Yeah, me too. 26 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:16,120 Yeah, me too. 27 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:17,880 I keep searching for something - something that... 28 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:20,200 I keep searching for something - something that... 29 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:21,720 ..we could have said, we SHOULD have said, 30 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:23,520 ..we could have said, we SHOULD have said, 31 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:23,560 that would've changed his mind. 32 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,000 that would've changed his mind. 33 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:25,040 And have you found it? 34 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:27,160 And have you found it? 35 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:27,200 What we should have said? 36 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:29,240 What we should have said? 37 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:29,280 That's because there isn't anything. 38 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:31,600 That's because there isn't anything. 39 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:31,640 He was determined to leave so he left. 40 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:33,480 He was determined to leave so he left. 41 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:33,520 There wasn't anything we could've done to have stopped him. 42 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:36,160 There wasn't anything we could've done to have stopped him. 43 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:36,200 Why are you beating yourself up over it? 44 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,280 Why are you beating yourself up over it? 45 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:38,320 Because he was my blood. 46 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:40,000 Because he was my blood. 47 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:41,880 You still have a healthy baby daughter, Michael. 48 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:44,040 You still have a healthy baby daughter, Michael. 49 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:45,320 She'll be loved, sent to a good school, 50 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:47,960 She'll be loved, sent to a good school, 51 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:48,000 raised in a world where she'll have every chance, every opportunity. 52 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,920 raised in a world where she'll have every chance, every opportunity. 53 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:50,960 Not like Hunter, who had nothing. 54 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:52,440 Not like Hunter, who had nothing. 55 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:52,480 Less than nothing. 56 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:53,880 Less than nothing. 57 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:56,280 I wanted to give him all those things he never had. 58 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:58,520 I wanted to give him all those things he never had. 59 00:02:58,520 --> 00:02:58,560 So did I. But I failed. 60 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:00,200 So did I. But I failed. 61 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:01,520 You didn't fail. Yes, I did. 62 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:03,480 You didn't fail. Yes, I did. 63 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:03,520 I did fail. 64 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:05,000 I did fail. 65 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:05,040 We gave him a home, 66 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:06,720 We gave him a home, 67 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:06,760 everything we could've ourselves, to make him a part of our family. 68 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:10,400 everything we could've ourselves, to make him a part of our family. 69 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:13,080 Then why isn't he still here? 70 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:14,520 Then why isn't he still here? 71 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:18,720 OPERATIC ARIA PLAYS 72 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:22,000 OPERATIC ARIA PLAYS 73 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:22,040 (Pants and groans) 74 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:24,720 (Pants and groans) 75 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:32,680 Ahh! Ahhh! 76 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:35,240 Ahh! Ahhh! 77 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:41,040 (Both pant and laugh) 78 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:43,680 (Both pant and laugh) 79 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:51,400 EMMETT: So, did you fuck him over? 80 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,760 EMMETT: So, did you fuck him over? 81 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:53,800 TED: Did I ever! 82 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,880 TED: Did I ever! 83 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:55,920 Fucked him over the couch, over the kitchen counter, 84 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:57,840 Fucked him over the couch, over the kitchen counter, 85 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:57,880 over the coffee table... 86 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,560 over the coffee table... 87 00:03:59,560 --> 00:03:59,600 Who do you think you are, Theodore? Me? 88 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:01,640 Who do you think you are, Theodore? Me? 89 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:01,680 Yeah, I have to admit, I was pretty impressive. 90 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:04,280 Yeah, I have to admit, I was pretty impressive. 91 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:04,320 But after you ploughed him so deep you could plant corn, 92 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:07,400 But after you ploughed him so deep you could plant corn, 93 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:07,440 that's when you really gave it to him, right? 94 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:10,240 that's when you really gave it to him, right? 95 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:11,280 Right? 96 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:12,720 Right? 97 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:14,160 Teddy? 98 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:15,600 Teddy? 99 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:17,120 Not yet. What do you mean, 'not yet'? 100 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:19,200 Not yet. What do you mean, 'not yet'? 101 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:19,240 Well, why rush it? 102 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:20,760 Well, why rush it? 103 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:20,800 It's all so...delicious. 104 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:23,880 It's all so...delicious. 105 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:23,920 Have you forgotten what that person did to you? 106 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:25,920 Have you forgotten what that person did to you? 107 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:25,960 How he humiliated you? 108 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:27,560 How he humiliated you? 109 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:27,600 Aunt Pity Fuck? 110 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,320 Aunt Pity Fuck? 111 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:29,360 Thanks for the memories. 112 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:30,960 Thanks for the memories. 113 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:31,000 That's why I'm waiting for exactly the right moment 114 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,200 That's why I'm waiting for exactly the right moment 115 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:33,240 when the revelation of who I am will have maximum impact. 116 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:35,880 when the revelation of who I am will have maximum impact. 117 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:35,920 Might I interject a word or two? 118 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:38,640 Might I interject a word or two? 119 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:40,200 They say revenge is a dish best served cold, 120 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:42,360 They say revenge is a dish best served cold, 121 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:42,400 but in this particular instance, it's a dish best served hot 122 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:46,320 but in this particular instance, it's a dish best served hot 123 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:46,360 and hard 124 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:48,040 and hard 125 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:48,080 and as many times as possible. 126 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,880 and as many times as possible. 127 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:49,920 And you've served it almost as many times as McDonald's! 128 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:53,200 And you've served it almost as many times as McDonald's! 129 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:54,240 Remember your plan, your strategy. 130 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,760 Remember your plan, your strategy. 131 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:57,840 I say screw your courage to the sticking place. 132 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:00,640 I say screw your courage to the sticking place. 133 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:02,560 Better yet, just screw. 134 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,600 Better yet, just screw. 135 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:14,800 (Sighs) I had no idea you were living under such conditions. 136 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:18,680 (Sighs) I had no idea you were living under such conditions. 137 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:18,720 What conditions? It's a perfectly decent apartment. 138 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:20,960 What conditions? It's a perfectly decent apartment. 139 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:21,000 'Perfectly decent' isn't good enough for my daughter. 140 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,400 'Perfectly decent' isn't good enough for my daughter. 141 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:23,440 Well, at the moment, it's all your daughter can afford. 142 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,520 Well, at the moment, it's all your daughter can afford. 143 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:25,560 You didn't have to do all this. 144 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:27,600 You didn't have to do all this. 145 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:27,640 Mmm. Nice stuffed chicken breast that you like. 146 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:30,760 Mmm. Nice stuffed chicken breast that you like. 147 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:32,360 Glace cookies. Oh. 148 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:34,840 Glace cookies. Oh. 149 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:34,880 I just don't see why SHE has the house. 150 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:37,480 I just don't see why SHE has the house. 151 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:37,520 It was my decision to leave. 152 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:38,960 It was my decision to leave. 153 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:39,000 But still, it doesn't seem fair. 154 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,560 But still, it doesn't seem fair. 155 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:40,600 At the moment, 'fair' is not a word in my vocabulary. 156 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:42,880 At the moment, 'fair' is not a word in my vocabulary. 157 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:42,920 Darling, I know we've had our differences, 158 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:45,960 Darling, I know we've had our differences, 159 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:46,000 and you've no idea how much it hurt me, 160 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,760 and you've no idea how much it hurt me, 161 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:48,800 but considering your current situation, 162 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:51,800 but considering your current situation, 163 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:51,840 can't we just put all that behind us? 164 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:53,840 can't we just put all that behind us? 165 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:55,400 I'd like nothing better. 166 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,280 I'd like nothing better. 167 00:05:57,280 --> 00:05:57,320 Good. 168 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:58,800 Good. 169 00:05:58,800 --> 00:05:58,840 Then come live with us. 170 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:00,640 Then come live with us. 171 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:00,680 What? 172 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:02,240 What? 173 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:02,280 Your dad and I talked it over 174 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:03,800 Your dad and I talked it over 175 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:03,840 and we think it a splendid idea if you and Gus were to move in. 176 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:06,840 and we think it a splendid idea if you and Gus were to move in. 177 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:06,880 At least until you get your life back together. 178 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:09,040 At least until you get your life back together. 179 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:09,080 I don't think that's a very good idea, Mom. 180 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:10,880 I don't think that's a very good idea, Mom. 181 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:10,920 But we've plenty of room. And I promise not to get in your way. 182 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:13,720 But we've plenty of room. And I promise not to get in your way. 183 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:13,760 It's not just that. 184 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:15,240 It's not just that. 185 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:15,280 The last thing you need is to have a toddler running around. 186 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:17,680 The last thing you need is to have a toddler running around. 187 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:17,720 I can barely keep up myself. 188 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:19,200 I can barely keep up myself. 189 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:19,240 I would love to get the chance to know him. 190 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:21,560 I would love to get the chance to know him. 191 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:21,600 So would your father. 192 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:23,040 So would your father. 193 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:23,080 As much as I appreciate the offer... 194 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:25,320 As much as I appreciate the offer... 195 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:25,360 Now, before you say no, just think of all the money you'll save. 196 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:28,440 Now, before you say no, just think of all the money you'll save. 197 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:28,480 But most of all, we'll have a chance to be a family again. 198 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:32,400 But most of all, we'll have a chance to be a family again. 199 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:37,160 MAN: Hi! Yes! 200 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,800 MAN: Hi! Yes! 201 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:39,840 (Laughs) Yes! Hey! 202 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:42,440 (Laughs) Yes! Hey! 203 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:42,480 Tuna melt for Michael, grilled cheese and bacon for Sunshine, 204 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:45,720 Tuna melt for Michael, grilled cheese and bacon for Sunshine, 205 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:45,760 and for the queer guy, a bunless burger. 206 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:47,640 and for the queer guy, a bunless burger. 207 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:47,680 Just like me. What? 208 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:50,880 Just like me. What? 209 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:50,920 My producer has informed me 210 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:52,680 My producer has informed me 211 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:52,720 that in the future when I am on screen 212 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:54,560 that in the future when I am on screen 213 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:54,600 I have no ass, no dick, no sexuality. 214 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:57,200 I have no ass, no dick, no sexuality. 215 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:57,240 I am, as Brian was so kind to point out, 216 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:59,760 I am, as Brian was so kind to point out, 217 00:06:59,760 --> 00:06:59,800 a ball-less eunuch - 218 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:01,600 a ball-less eunuch - 219 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:01,640 forgive me, that's redundant - 220 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:03,200 forgive me, that's redundant - 221 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:03,240 whose whole purpose in life is to entertain the white folks. 222 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:05,640 whose whole purpose in life is to entertain the white folks. 223 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:05,680 In fact, I shouldn't even be called a homosexual. 224 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:07,640 In fact, I shouldn't even be called a homosexual. 225 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:07,680 From now on, you can refer to me as a homo-ineffectual. 226 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:09,920 From now on, you can refer to me as a homo-ineffectual. 227 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:09,960 Oh, no. Oh, yes! 228 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:12,000 Oh, no. Oh, yes! 229 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:12,040 Apparently, Pittsburgh isn't ready to deal with the fact 230 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:14,800 Apparently, Pittsburgh isn't ready to deal with the fact 231 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:14,840 that queers aren't only anatomically correct, 232 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:16,480 that queers aren't only anatomically correct, 233 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:16,520 but they actually use all their parts. 234 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:18,240 but they actually use all their parts. 235 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:18,280 It's not just Pittsburgh. 236 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:19,880 It's not just Pittsburgh. 237 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:19,920 (Reads) "Yesterday afternoon, Family America, 238 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:21,880 (Reads) "Yesterday afternoon, Family America, 239 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:21,920 "a conservative-based citizens action group, 240 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:23,840 "a conservative-based citizens action group, 241 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:23,880 "announced they'd collected enough signatures 242 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:25,360 "announced they'd collected enough signatures 243 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:25,400 "to have Proposition 14 placed on the ballot 244 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:27,360 "to have Proposition 14 placed on the ballot 245 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:27,400 "in the upcoming state-wide election. 246 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,240 "in the upcoming state-wide election. 247 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:29,280 "If passed, the controversial measure 248 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:31,160 "If passed, the controversial measure 249 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:31,200 "could dissolve a broad range of contracts between same-sex couples." 250 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:34,160 "could dissolve a broad range of contracts between same-sex couples." 251 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:34,200 Those goddamn right-wing fucks! 252 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:36,560 Those goddamn right-wing fucks! 253 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:36,600 They're at it again. 254 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:38,160 They're at it again. 255 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:38,200 It's not enough they can say no to gay marriage. 256 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:40,160 It's not enough they can say no to gay marriage. 257 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:40,200 Now they're gonna go after everything? 258 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:41,600 Now they're gonna go after everything? 259 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:41,640 Come on, Ma. Don't overreact. 260 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:43,680 Come on, Ma. Don't overreact. 261 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:43,720 "Opponents say Proposition 14 262 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:45,200 "Opponents say Proposition 14 263 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:45,240 "is one of the most homophobic pieces of legislation 264 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:47,200 "is one of the most homophobic pieces of legislation 265 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:47,240 "in our country's history. 266 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:48,720 "in our country's history. 267 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:48,760 "It would effectively negate powers of attorney, 268 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,800 "It would effectively negate powers of attorney, 269 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:50,840 "wills, leases, child custody arrangements, joint bank accounts, 270 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:53,360 "wills, leases, child custody arrangements, joint bank accounts, 271 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:53,400 "and health insurance 272 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:54,880 "and health insurance 273 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:54,920 "granted by companies that recognise domestic partnerships." 274 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:57,120 "granted by companies that recognise domestic partnerships." 275 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:57,160 Holy shit! That IS everything. 276 00:07:57,160 --> 00:08:00,600 Holy shit! That IS everything. 277 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:00,640 Did I hear someone say "don't overreact"? 278 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:02,440 Did I hear someone say "don't overreact"? 279 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:02,480 MEL: That's what some other people said once. 280 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:04,320 MEL: That's what some other people said once. 281 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:04,360 Next thing you know they were being shipped off to the camps. 282 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:06,960 Next thing you know they were being shipped off to the camps. 283 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:07,000 They can't do this, can they? 284 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,760 They can't do this, can they? 285 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:08,800 They already have in Virginia 286 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:10,360 They already have in Virginia 287 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:10,400 and a dozen other states are trying to do the same. 288 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:12,680 and a dozen other states are trying to do the same. 289 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:12,720 But if that happens, 290 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:14,200 But if that happens, 291 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:14,240 it would destroy everything you and Ben have worked for, 292 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:16,200 it would destroy everything you and Ben have worked for, 293 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:16,240 that you've built together. 294 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:17,720 that you've built together. 295 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:17,760 Tell me about it. 296 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:19,200 Tell me about it. 297 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:19,240 I could lose my health insurance from Ben's job. 298 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:21,200 I could lose my health insurance from Ben's job. 299 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:21,240 They could invalidate our mortgage. We could lose the house. 300 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:23,240 They could invalidate our mortgage. We could lose the house. 301 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:23,280 And what about your plans to adopt Hunter? 302 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:24,880 And what about your plans to adopt Hunter? 303 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:26,680 You mean if he ever comes back. 304 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,600 You mean if he ever comes back. 305 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:28,640 Sorry. 306 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:30,640 Sorry. 307 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:30,680 It's not just Ben and me. It's everyone. 308 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:33,360 It's not just Ben and me. It's everyone. 309 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:33,400 It's Mel and Linz and the kids, Eli and Monty, maybe even you. 310 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:37,680 It's Mel and Linz and the kids, Eli and Monty, maybe even you. 311 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:37,720 Me? 312 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:39,120 Me? 313 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:40,200 Well, if you and Brian were to ever... 314 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:43,720 Well, if you and Brian were to ever... 315 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:43,760 We won't. 316 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:45,960 We won't. 317 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:46,000 Well, you never know. 318 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,600 Well, you never know. 319 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:47,640 Could mellow. 320 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:49,240 Could mellow. 321 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:50,960 He's not a hardy burgundy, Michael. He's not going to mellow. 322 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:54,040 He's not a hardy burgundy, Michael. He's not going to mellow. 323 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:54,080 Whatever that proposition would take away 324 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:55,920 Whatever that proposition would take away 325 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:55,960 is something he would never give me in the first place. 326 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:58,600 is something he would never give me in the first place. 327 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:05,000 You're not actually considering going to live with them? 328 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,400 You're not actually considering going to live with them? 329 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:07,440 It seems like a perfectly viable option. 330 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:09,080 It seems like a perfectly viable option. 331 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:09,120 Yeah, so's jumping off a roof. 332 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:10,680 Yeah, so's jumping off a roof. 333 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:10,720 Alright. Enough. They're still my family. 334 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:13,160 Alright. Enough. They're still my family. 335 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:13,200 Yeah, family that never accepted you or me or our children. 336 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:16,520 Yeah, family that never accepted you or me or our children. 337 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:16,560 A family that basically disowned you, wouldn't speak to you, 338 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:19,000 A family that basically disowned you, wouldn't speak to you, 339 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:19,040 wanted nothing to do with you, 340 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:20,520 wanted nothing to do with you, 341 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:20,560 and now suddenly they show up out of the blue to rescue you. 342 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,120 and now suddenly they show up out of the blue to rescue you. 343 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:23,160 I smell goyim. 344 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:24,600 I smell goyim. 345 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:24,640 It is possible for people to change. 346 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,120 It is possible for people to change. 347 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:26,160 People, yes. Your parents, no. 348 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:28,320 People, yes. Your parents, no. 349 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:28,360 She said she wants to get to know her grandson, to make amends. 350 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,880 She said she wants to get to know her grandson, to make amends. 351 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:30,920 Uh-huh. 352 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:32,360 Uh-huh. 353 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:32,400 And getting rid of the apartment 354 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:33,920 And getting rid of the apartment 355 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:33,960 will take the pressure off me and us financially. 356 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:35,800 will take the pressure off me and us financially. 357 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:35,840 Yeah, but is it worth the price? 358 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:37,720 Yeah, but is it worth the price? 359 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:37,760 If they're willing to admit they were wrong, 360 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:39,720 If they're willing to admit they were wrong, 361 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:39,760 change their minds, learn from their mistakes, 362 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:42,280 change their minds, learn from their mistakes, 363 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:42,320 then I owe it to them to at least consider their offer. 364 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:45,200 then I owe it to them to at least consider their offer. 365 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:47,680 (Sighs heavily) 366 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:49,280 (Sighs heavily) 367 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:55,960 THEME FROM 'SUPERMAN' PLAYS 368 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:58,920 THEME FROM 'SUPERMAN' PLAYS 369 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:37,200 Congratulations, stud. That's your third time tonight. 370 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:41,120 Congratulations, stud. That's your third time tonight. 371 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:41,160 And who's keeping score? 372 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:42,720 And who's keeping score? 373 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:42,760 I am. 374 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:43,760 I am. 375 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:43,800 Look at him - so smug, so self-satisfied. 376 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:47,400 Look at him - so smug, so self-satisfied. 377 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:47,440 Now is the perfect time to send him off 378 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:49,560 Now is the perfect time to send him off 379 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:49,600 with his not-unattractive tail between his legs. 380 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:52,040 with his not-unattractive tail between his legs. 381 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:52,080 What the fuck for? 382 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:53,560 What the fuck for? 383 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:53,600 You've got the sonofabitch where you want him - with his ass in the air. 384 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:56,720 You've got the sonofabitch where you want him - with his ass in the air. 385 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:56,760 And it's not a bad one, I might add. 386 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:59,720 And it's not a bad one, I might add. 387 00:10:59,720 --> 00:10:59,760 Don't listen to him. Tell. 388 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,000 Don't listen to him. Tell. 389 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:02,040 What the hell does he know? Fuck! 390 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:04,520 What the hell does he know? Fuck! 391 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:04,560 Would you get off my back? Huh? 392 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:06,280 Would you get off my back? Huh? 393 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:07,360 Oh, nothing. You're just, er, getting a little heavy, that's all. 394 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:11,080 Oh, nothing. You're just, er, getting a little heavy, that's all. 395 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:11,120 Oh. Just thought there was something you wanted to tell me. 396 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:15,200 Oh. Just thought there was something you wanted to tell me. 397 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:21,320 Yeah, actually, er...there is. 398 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:23,600 Yeah, actually, er...there is. 399 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:23,640 Go for it, Teddy. Come on. This is your chance. 400 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:26,880 Go for it, Teddy. Come on. This is your chance. 401 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:26,920 You, er... 402 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,320 You, er... 403 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:34,120 You wanna go to Babylon tomorrow night? 404 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:35,720 You wanna go to Babylon tomorrow night? 405 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:35,760 (Laughs) (Chuckles) 406 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:37,640 (Laughs) (Chuckles) 407 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:37,680 Where's your backbone? Your fortitude? 408 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:39,800 Where's your backbone? Your fortitude? 409 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:39,840 Where's the lube? 410 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:41,360 Where's the lube? 411 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:00,120 DOOR OPENS 412 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,600 DOOR OPENS 413 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:23,040 Club was packed tonight. Hmm, that's nice. 414 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:26,560 Club was packed tonight. Hmm, that's nice. 415 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:26,600 A line all the way around the block. 416 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,160 A line all the way around the block. 417 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:29,680 Great. Barely any room on the dance floor. 418 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:32,920 Great. Barely any room on the dance floor. 419 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:32,960 Whatever else happens, by all means, keep on dancing. 420 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:36,320 Whatever else happens, by all means, keep on dancing. 421 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:38,040 What about you, dear? How was your evening? 422 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:40,360 What about you, dear? How was your evening? 423 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:40,400 Not nearly as exciting as yours. 424 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:42,920 Not nearly as exciting as yours. 425 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:42,960 I spent it here. 426 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:45,280 I spent it here. 427 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:45,320 Alone. 428 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:46,720 Alone. 429 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:48,000 Thinking. 430 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,520 Thinking. 431 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:49,560 And don't say "Always a dangerous sign." 432 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,040 And don't say "Always a dangerous sign." 433 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:54,400 I made some decisions. 434 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:55,880 I made some decisions. 435 00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:57,280 About what? My life. 436 00:12:57,280 --> 00:13:00,160 About what? My life. 437 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:00,200 Ah. 438 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,280 Ah. 439 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:02,320 What I want. 440 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:03,760 What I want. 441 00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:06,600 I thought you'd already worked that out. 442 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,080 I thought you'd already worked that out. 443 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:09,920 You were gonna live off your considerable Hollywood wealth 444 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:13,240 You were gonna live off your considerable Hollywood wealth 445 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:13,280 and try your hand at being an artist. 446 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,280 and try your hand at being an artist. 447 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:15,320 Why are you making fun of me? 448 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:16,880 Why are you making fun of me? 449 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:16,920 I'm not making fun. 450 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,560 I'm not making fun. 451 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:20,440 You're making me fucking nervous as hell. 452 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:22,240 You're making me fucking nervous as hell. 453 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:22,280 Just tell me what you want. 454 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:25,320 Just tell me what you want. 455 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:25,360 What you've decided. 456 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:27,200 What you've decided. 457 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:28,240 And we can go to bed and fuck. 458 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,400 And we can go to bed and fuck. 459 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:30,440 (Laughs) 460 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:31,880 (Laughs) 461 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:31,920 You already know what I want. 462 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:33,880 You already know what I want. 463 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:33,920 I've already told you. 464 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:36,000 I've already told you. 465 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:37,480 That's right. You have. 466 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:38,920 That's right. You have. 467 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:40,080 A husband, a family, a home, 468 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:43,400 A husband, a family, a home, 469 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:43,440 all the things that make life worth living. 470 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:46,160 all the things that make life worth living. 471 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:46,200 Would you fucking cut it out? 472 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,800 Would you fucking cut it out? 473 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:47,840 Just stop it. (Bangs table) 474 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:49,840 Just stop it. (Bangs table) 475 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:53,000 (Sighs) 476 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,760 (Sighs) 477 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:54,800 And I know you can't give me those things. 478 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,560 And I know you can't give me those things. 479 00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:57,600 Not 'can't'. Can't implies that I'm incapable. It's that I won't. 480 00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:02,440 Not 'can't'. Can't implies that I'm incapable. It's that I won't. 481 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:03,480 I accept that. 482 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:04,960 I accept that. 483 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,040 I suppose it's why I've always loved you. 484 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,800 I suppose it's why I've always loved you. 485 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:07,840 Oh! Oh, the untameable beast. 486 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:11,280 Oh! Oh, the untameable beast. 487 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:11,320 But to be a couple, both people have to want the same things. 488 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:14,840 But to be a couple, both people have to want the same things. 489 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:15,880 To move in the same direction. 490 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:18,040 To move in the same direction. 491 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:18,080 If they can't or...or won't... 492 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,960 If they can't or...or won't... 493 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:22,280 ..they really have nowhere to go. 494 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:23,800 ..they really have nowhere to go. 495 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:26,720 Probably not. 496 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:28,280 Probably not. 497 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:29,720 Then why are we still doing this if we both know it's never gonna work? 498 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:33,080 Then why are we still doing this if we both know it's never gonna work? 499 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:37,680 Damned if I know. 500 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,320 Damned if I know. 501 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:27,000 Where are you going? 502 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,600 Where are you going? 503 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:28,640 Mmm... 504 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:29,960 Mmm... 505 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:30,000 I'll figure it out. 506 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,360 I'll figure it out. 507 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:47,960 DOOR OPENS 508 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,480 DOOR OPENS 509 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:52,640 Let me know. 510 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,240 Let me know. 511 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:12,240 Oh, my goodness! You turned into a monster. 512 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:15,440 Oh, my goodness! You turned into a monster. 513 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:15,480 Careful, Ron. Your back. 514 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,040 Careful, Ron. Your back. 515 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:17,080 (Laughs) Hey, partner. You wanna go see your room? 516 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:19,880 (Laughs) Hey, partner. You wanna go see your room? 517 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:19,920 Would you ladies excuse us gents? 518 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:23,080 Would you ladies excuse us gents? 519 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:25,040 Didn't I tell you he'd be thrilled? 520 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:26,680 Didn't I tell you he'd be thrilled? 521 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:26,720 Mom! What? 522 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,520 Mom! What? 523 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:28,560 You have my prom picture out. 524 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,160 You have my prom picture out. 525 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:30,200 I've always loved that picture. (Sighs) 526 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,880 I've always loved that picture. (Sighs) 527 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:31,920 Look at that hair. That gown. 528 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:34,960 Look at that hair. That gown. 529 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:35,000 It's embarrassing. 530 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,880 It's embarrassing. 531 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:36,920 Not to me. 532 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,480 Not to me. 533 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:38,520 You know, sometimes I come in here and I just sit. 534 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:41,960 You know, sometimes I come in here and I just sit. 535 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:42,000 You do? 536 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,560 You do? 537 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:43,640 Sometimes I feel it's all I have left of you. 538 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:46,640 Sometimes I feel it's all I have left of you. 539 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:51,680 Thanks, Mom, for being so generous. 540 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:54,880 Thanks, Mom, for being so generous. 541 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:54,920 It's our pleasure, darling. 542 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,800 It's our pleasure, darling. 543 00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:58,440 By the way, we have some people coming for dinner tonight. 544 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:01,760 By the way, we have some people coming for dinner tonight. 545 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:01,800 I mean, nothing formal, just Al and Lois Seggerman 546 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,720 I mean, nothing formal, just Al and Lois Seggerman 547 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:03,760 and someone from Dad's office. 548 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,160 and someone from Dad's office. 549 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:05,200 Don't worry. I won't be in the way. 550 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,800 Don't worry. I won't be in the way. 551 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:06,840 I'll stay up here, take a bath, read. 552 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,400 I'll stay up here, take a bath, read. 553 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:08,440 I was hoping you'd join us. (Sighs) It's been a long day and... 554 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:12,320 I was hoping you'd join us. (Sighs) It's been a long day and... 555 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:12,360 I understand. Whatever you like. 556 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:14,480 I understand. Whatever you like. 557 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:15,560 But if you change your mind, Elvira's making your favourite - 558 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:18,440 But if you change your mind, Elvira's making your favourite - 559 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:18,480 salmon and dill sauce. 560 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,400 salmon and dill sauce. 561 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:20,440 I told her it was your welcome home dinner! 562 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,760 I told her it was your welcome home dinner! 563 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:22,800 Oh, then I suppose I have no choice. (Laughs) 564 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,440 Oh, then I suppose I have no choice. (Laughs) 565 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:25,480 It's so good to have you back. 566 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,680 It's so good to have you back. 567 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:54,560 Reading the DVD titles? 568 00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,880 Reading the DVD titles? 569 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:56,920 I do that sometimes to make sure I don't need glasses. 570 00:17:56,920 --> 00:18:00,200 I do that sometimes to make sure I don't need glasses. 571 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:00,240 'Singin' in the Rain', 572 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,880 'Singin' in the Rain', 573 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:01,920 'Some Like it Hot', 574 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:03,480 'Some Like it Hot', 575 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:03,520 'Dirty Harry'. 576 00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:05,000 'Dirty Harry'. 577 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:05,040 How'd that get there? 578 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,120 How'd that get there? 579 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:07,160 Oh, yeah, I remember. I thought it was a porn film. 580 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,880 Oh, yeah, I remember. I thought it was a porn film. 581 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:12,560 Hey, joking. 582 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,880 Hey, joking. 583 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:16,640 OK, it wasn't very funny. 584 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,160 OK, it wasn't very funny. 585 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:19,200 How about you come with me to Bed, Bath and Beyond? 586 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,280 How about you come with me to Bed, Bath and Beyond? 587 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:21,320 I'm buying throw pillows for the bed. 588 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:22,840 I'm buying throw pillows for the bed. 589 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:22,880 'Queer Guy' says it's a stylish and inexpensive way 590 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:25,440 'Queer Guy' says it's a stylish and inexpensive way 591 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:25,480 to accentuate the colour scheme and enliven a room. 592 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,080 to accentuate the colour scheme and enliven a room. 593 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:30,440 Of course, we don't need pillows to enliven a room, do we? 594 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:34,280 Of course, we don't need pillows to enliven a room, do we? 595 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:35,320 Ben? 596 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:36,840 Ben? 597 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:36,880 I remember watching those movies with Hunter. 598 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:40,000 I remember watching those movies with Hunter. 599 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:40,040 He'd never even heard of 'Singin' in the Rain'. 600 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:43,560 He'd never even heard of 'Singin' in the Rain'. 601 00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:43,600 He loved it. Must've seen it 95 times. 602 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,400 He loved it. Must've seen it 95 times. 603 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:46,440 That was even after he wasn't gay. 604 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:48,440 That was even after he wasn't gay. 605 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:48,480 Please come with me. 606 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:50,200 Please come with me. 607 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:50,240 Everything in this house reminds me of him everywhere I look. 608 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:53,680 Everything in this house reminds me of him everywhere I look. 609 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:53,720 That's why it might be a good idea to get out for a while. 610 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,680 That's why it might be a good idea to get out for a while. 611 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:56,720 You know, take your mind off of things. 612 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,320 You know, take your mind off of things. 613 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:02,240 Listen, there's a meeting at the Gay and Lesbian Centre tomorrow night 614 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:05,280 Listen, there's a meeting at the Gay and Lesbian Centre tomorrow night 615 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:05,320 about this Proposition 14. 616 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:07,480 about this Proposition 14. 617 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:07,520 So? So we should go. 618 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:10,000 So? So we should go. 619 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:10,040 They're gonna need volunteers. 620 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,600 They're gonna need volunteers. 621 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:11,640 Who better than someone as intelligent, well-informed, 622 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,920 Who better than someone as intelligent, well-informed, 623 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:13,960 authoritative and - not to mention - hot as you? 624 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:16,480 authoritative and - not to mention - hot as you? 625 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:16,520 Last thing I want to think about right now is another gay cause. 626 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:19,560 Last thing I want to think about right now is another gay cause. 627 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:19,600 It's not just another gay cause. 628 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,880 It's not just another gay cause. 629 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:23,720 When we got married, you said this was just the beginning. 630 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,120 When we got married, you said this was just the beginning. 631 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:26,160 Well, now it looks like it's the beginning of the end. 632 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,480 Well, now it looks like it's the beginning of the end. 633 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:29,520 Listen, I'm just as upset about this as you are. 634 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:32,240 Listen, I'm just as upset about this as you are. 635 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:32,280 Every time I hear that door open or the phone ring, 636 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:35,360 Every time I hear that door open or the phone ring, 637 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:35,400 I think it's him. 638 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,960 I think it's him. 639 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:38,960 I just thought it would make us both feel better 640 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,920 I just thought it would make us both feel better 641 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:40,960 if we got involved in something. 642 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,440 if we got involved in something. 643 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:42,480 I don't want to get involved in something, OK? 644 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,560 I don't want to get involved in something, OK? 645 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:44,600 I don't give a shit about Proposition 14, or 15 or 16. 646 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,600 I don't give a shit about Proposition 14, or 15 or 16. 647 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:47,640 All I care about is "Where is he?". 648 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:49,280 All I care about is "Where is he?". 649 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:49,320 Is he alright? Am I ever going to see him again? 650 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:52,000 Is he alright? Am I ever going to see him again? 651 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:52,040 So let somebody else sit on that goddamn committee. 652 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:55,200 So let somebody else sit on that goddamn committee. 653 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:55,240 I've given enough. 654 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:56,840 I've given enough. 655 00:19:59,600 --> 00:19:59,640 I can't believe he let you walk out and didn't even try to stop you. 656 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:03,960 I can't believe he let you walk out and didn't even try to stop you. 657 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:04,000 I didn't expect him to. 658 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,520 I didn't expect him to. 659 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:05,560 Well, if either of you had ever bothered to read Jackie Collins, 660 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:08,480 Well, if either of you had ever bothered to read Jackie Collins, 661 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:08,520 you would know that in the last chapter 662 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:10,160 you would know that in the last chapter 663 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:10,200 the hero finally realises that he has loved the heroine - 664 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,520 the hero finally realises that he has loved the heroine - 665 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:12,560 in this case the heroine being you - 666 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:14,480 in this case the heroine being you - 667 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:14,520 all along, and begs her to stay. 668 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:16,880 all along, and begs her to stay. 669 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:16,920 That's why it's called fiction. 670 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:18,760 That's why it's called fiction. 671 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:18,800 Fight Proposition 14. Thanks. 672 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,720 Fight Proposition 14. Thanks. 673 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:20,760 There's a meeting tomorrow at the centre. 674 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,440 There's a meeting tomorrow at the centre. 675 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:22,480 You people need Jesus in your lives. 676 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:25,040 You people need Jesus in your lives. 677 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:25,080 Yeah, and you need a good blow job. 678 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:27,560 Yeah, and you need a good blow job. 679 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:27,600 That is if you can find anyone to give you one. And don't look at me! 680 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,840 That is if you can find anyone to give you one. And don't look at me! 681 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:30,880 DEBBIE: That no-good sonofabitch! 682 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:33,320 DEBBIE: That no-good sonofabitch! 683 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:33,360 How could he do that to you after all these years? 684 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,520 How could he do that to you after all these years? 685 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:35,560 He didn't do anything. 686 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,080 He didn't do anything. 687 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:37,120 I wanted one thing and he wanted another 688 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:38,760 I wanted one thing and he wanted another 689 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:38,800 and since neither one of us could give the other what he needed, 690 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,440 and since neither one of us could give the other what he needed, 691 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:41,480 we decided it'd be best to move on. 692 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,080 we decided it'd be best to move on. 693 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:45,120 So where are you gonna go? 694 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,600 So where are you gonna go? 695 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:46,640 You could always come back to Debbie's Boarding House. 696 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,440 You could always come back to Debbie's Boarding House. 697 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:48,480 Share Emmett's room. 698 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:49,960 Share Emmett's room. 699 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:50,000 Um, perhaps Emmett would like to be consulted on that. 700 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,520 Um, perhaps Emmett would like to be consulted on that. 701 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:52,560 Don't worry. I have it worked out. 702 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,000 Don't worry. I have it worked out. 703 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:54,040 I'll stay with Ben and Michael until I get a place of my own. 704 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,800 I'll stay with Ben and Michael until I get a place of my own. 705 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:56,840 A place of your own? At your age? Deb, I'm not a kid anymore. 706 00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:00,480 A place of your own? At your age? Deb, I'm not a kid anymore. 707 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:00,520 You were never a kid. 708 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,320 You were never a kid. 709 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:02,360 I know, but you'll always be a kid to me. 710 00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:04,720 I know, but you'll always be a kid to me. 711 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:05,920 Besides, it's time I made it on my own. 712 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,120 Besides, it's time I made it on my own. 713 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:08,160 Like Mary! 714 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:09,960 Like Mary! 715 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:10,000 (Laughs) 716 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,920 (Laughs) 717 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:12,960 And even though I'll miss Brian and I wish we were still together, 718 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:16,200 And even though I'll miss Brian and I wish we were still together, 719 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:16,240 this'll be good for me. 720 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,000 this'll be good for me. 721 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:18,040 Right? Right. 722 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,440 Right? Right. 723 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:21,600 Yeah, damn...damn right. 724 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,400 Yeah, damn...damn right. 725 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:24,880 Vote no on Proposition 14. Yeah, thanks. 726 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:27,440 Vote no on Proposition 14. Yeah, thanks. 727 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:27,480 No on 14. Meeting at the Centre. 728 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,640 No on 14. Meeting at the Centre. 729 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:29,680 Oh, excuse me, folks. I gotta go pee again. 730 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:33,120 Oh, excuse me, folks. I gotta go pee again. 731 00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:33,160 Damn prostate. Al, please! 732 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:36,040 Damn prostate. Al, please! 733 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:36,080 Oh, don't be embarrassed, honey. 734 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:37,640 Oh, don't be embarrassed, honey. 735 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:37,680 It's not as if I brought up my haemorrhoids. 736 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:39,680 It's not as if I brought up my haemorrhoids. 737 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:39,720 (All laugh) 738 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:42,000 (All laugh) 739 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:42,040 What can I say? Al is Al. 740 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,640 What can I say? Al is Al. 741 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:44,680 I'm afraid I'm a little young for this crowd. 742 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,760 I'm afraid I'm a little young for this crowd. 743 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:46,800 My prostate's still in working order. 744 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,640 My prostate's still in working order. 745 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:48,680 But I'd be glad to show you my tennis elbow, if you like. 746 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:51,280 But I'd be glad to show you my tennis elbow, if you like. 747 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:51,320 (Laughs) That's OK. 748 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:53,760 (Laughs) That's OK. 749 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:53,800 So, you work with my dad? Going on five years now. 750 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:56,880 So, you work with my dad? Going on five years now. 751 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:56,920 He's a great guy. (Laughs) 752 00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:59,760 He's a great guy. (Laughs) 753 00:21:59,760 --> 00:21:59,800 And you - you work at the Sidney Bloom Gallery? 754 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:01,800 And you - you work at the Sidney Bloom Gallery? 755 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:01,840 Yes, that's right. 756 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,360 Yes, that's right. 757 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:03,400 I don't get much time to go to galleries, 758 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,160 I don't get much time to go to galleries, 759 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:05,200 but I did manage to catch the Sam Auerbach show. 760 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,160 but I did manage to catch the Sam Auerbach show. 761 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:07,200 Did you have anything to do with that? 762 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,920 Did you have anything to do with that? 763 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:08,960 Actually, I put it together. Really? 764 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:11,520 Actually, I put it together. Really? 765 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:11,560 You did a great job. 766 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:13,480 You did a great job. 767 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:13,520 And the mural down at Penn Plaza is...it's a knockout. 768 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:17,120 And the mural down at Penn Plaza is...it's a knockout. 769 00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:17,160 But, of course, I'm not an expert. 770 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:19,280 But, of course, I'm not an expert. 771 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:19,320 You don't have to be an expert to know what you like. 772 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,800 You don't have to be an expert to know what you like. 773 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:21,840 I happen to agree with you. It's bold, larger than life. 774 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:25,120 I happen to agree with you. It's bold, larger than life. 775 00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:25,160 Completely unpredictable. (Laughs) Much like the man. 776 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:28,080 Completely unpredictable. (Laughs) Much like the man. 777 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:28,120 And like the man, best appreciated from a safe distance. 778 00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:32,400 And like the man, best appreciated from a safe distance. 779 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:34,240 The old folks are gonna bore themselves 780 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,240 The old folks are gonna bore themselves 781 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:36,280 with pictures from their Alaskan cruise. 782 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,200 with pictures from their Alaskan cruise. 783 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:38,240 Why don't you two make your escape and we'll call you for dessert? 784 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:41,960 Why don't you two make your escape and we'll call you for dessert? 785 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:42,000 OK. (Laughs) 786 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,800 OK. (Laughs) 787 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:44,840 LOUD DANCE MUSIC 788 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,280 LOUD DANCE MUSIC 789 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:47,480 Teddy! 790 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,480 Teddy! 791 00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:49,520 Oh...hi, Em. 792 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:50,880 Oh...hi, Em. 793 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:51,960 Enough with all the greetings and salutations. I want details. 794 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:55,320 Enough with all the greetings and salutations. I want details. 795 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:55,360 How'd it go when you told him? 796 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,040 How'd it go when you told him? 797 00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:57,080 Did he die of shame? 798 00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:59,080 Did he die of shame? 799 00:22:59,080 --> 00:22:59,120 Will I be catering the memorial service? 800 00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:00,920 Will I be catering the memorial service? 801 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:00,960 Stop with all the questions. 802 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,360 Stop with all the questions. 803 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:06,680 Oh, my God. What? 804 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,720 Oh, my God. What? 805 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:09,760 It's just what I was afraid of. I can see it in your eyes. 806 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:13,240 It's just what I was afraid of. I can see it in your eyes. 807 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:13,280 What are you talking about? You've fallen for him, haven't you? 808 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:16,960 What are you talking about? You've fallen for him, haven't you? 809 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:17,000 Admit it. It's true. Hey, look, here's Brian. 810 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,400 Admit it. It's true. Hey, look, here's Brian. 811 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:19,440 Brian, buddy, great to see you. 812 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,160 Brian, buddy, great to see you. 813 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:21,200 Brian, why are you here? 814 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,080 Brian, why are you here? 815 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:24,880 Why am I here? Hmm. 816 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,760 Why am I here? Hmm. 817 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:26,800 That's a question that philosophers, scientists and theologians 818 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:30,400 That's a question that philosophers, scientists and theologians 819 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:30,440 have been asking themselves for thousands of years. 820 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,880 have been asking themselves for thousands of years. 821 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:32,920 Best I can come up with is we live in Pittsburgh. 822 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,280 Best I can come up with is we live in Pittsburgh. 823 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:35,320 Where the hell else am I gonna go? 824 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:37,080 Where the hell else am I gonna go? 825 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:37,120 I believe Emmett means we didn't expect to see you, 826 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:39,240 I believe Emmett means we didn't expect to see you, 827 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:39,280 considering you and Justin broke up. 828 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,280 considering you and Justin broke up. 829 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:41,320 You must be devastated. We're so sorry. 830 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:44,320 You must be devastated. We're so sorry. 831 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:44,360 Thanks for the sympathies - 832 00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:45,840 Thanks for the sympathies - 833 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:45,880 another - and the condolences, but I'm not devastated. 834 00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:49,760 another - and the condolences, but I'm not devastated. 835 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:49,800 And you're not sorry, so, please, spare me the sentiments 836 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:54,680 And you're not sorry, so, please, spare me the sentiments 837 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:54,720 and the sentimentality. 838 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,240 and the sentimentality. 839 00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:56,280 It's a relief to know 840 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:57,760 It's a relief to know 841 00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:57,800 you won't be dying of a broken heart anytime soon. 842 00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:00,200 you won't be dying of a broken heart anytime soon. 843 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:00,240 Silly us to even think you had one. 844 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:03,360 Silly us to even think you had one. 845 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:03,400 I'm doing just fine. 846 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,440 I'm doing just fine. 847 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:05,480 Yeah, we can see. 848 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:07,000 Yeah, we can see. 849 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:07,040 And I'm sure Justin is too. 850 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,720 And I'm sure Justin is too. 851 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:08,760 Oh, he's doing better than fine. 852 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:10,680 Oh, he's doing better than fine. 853 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:10,720 He's picked himself up, dusted himself off, 854 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:13,640 He's picked himself up, dusted himself off, 855 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:13,680 and started all over again. 856 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:16,280 and started all over again. 857 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:16,320 Glad to hear it. 858 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:17,760 Glad to hear it. 859 00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:18,800 Be sure and give him my regards the next time you see him. 860 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:21,440 Be sure and give him my regards the next time you see him. 861 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:21,480 Tell him yourself next time you're over at Michael and Ben's. 862 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:24,080 Tell him yourself next time you're over at Michael and Ben's. 863 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:25,120 He's moved in with them. 864 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:27,080 He's moved in with them. 865 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:36,600 Another. 866 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,040 Another. 867 00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:40,400 So I said to him, "Wyatt, we're gonna have to cancel your play date, 868 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:44,600 So I said to him, "Wyatt, we're gonna have to cancel your play date, 869 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:44,640 "because your friend can't come over today." 870 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,080 "because your friend can't come over today." 871 00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:46,120 And he said - and I swear - 872 00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:48,480 And he said - and I swear - 873 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:48,520 "Daddy, I can play with my other friend." 874 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,920 "Daddy, I can play with my other friend." 875 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:50,960 And I said, "What other friend?" 876 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,920 And I said, "What other friend?" 877 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:53,960 And that's when he showed me. 878 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,400 And that's when he showed me. 879 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:56,440 (Laughs) No! Oh, yes. 880 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:59,560 (Laughs) No! Oh, yes. 881 00:24:59,560 --> 00:24:59,600 That's what he calls his penis - his 'friend'. 882 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,360 That's what he calls his penis - his 'friend'. 883 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:01,400 (Laughs) Oh! Couldn't believe it. He's five. 884 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:02,960 (Laughs) Oh! Couldn't believe it. He's five. 885 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:04,400 Oh, thank God Gus hasn't discovered his 'friend' yet. 886 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:07,920 Oh, thank God Gus hasn't discovered his 'friend' yet. 887 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:07,960 And so when I told my ex, she got all upset about it, 888 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:11,440 And so when I told my ex, she got all upset about it, 889 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:11,480 wanted him to go to a shrink. 890 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:13,320 wanted him to go to a shrink. 891 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:13,360 And because I thought it was funny, she thought I should go to a shrink. 892 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:16,320 And because I thought it was funny, she thought I should go to a shrink. 893 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:16,360 (Laughs) 894 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:17,920 (Laughs) 895 00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:17,960 And then it turned into a competition 896 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,480 And then it turned into a competition 897 00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:19,520 about who's a better parent, and now... 898 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,040 about who's a better parent, and now... 899 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:21,080 I know all about it, believe me. 900 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:23,200 I know all about it, believe me. 901 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:25,000 Would you mind if I stopped by your gallery some afternoon 902 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,160 Would you mind if I stopped by your gallery some afternoon 903 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:27,200 and took you to lunch? 904 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,600 and took you to lunch? 905 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:30,080 That would be great. What about Thursday? 906 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,840 That would be great. What about Thursday? 907 00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:32,880 Thursday's fine. 908 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,720 Thursday's fine. 909 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:36,360 Although, just to be fair, I think there's something you should know. 910 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:39,240 Although, just to be fair, I think there's something you should know. 911 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:40,840 I'm a lesbian. 912 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,280 I'm a lesbian. 913 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:43,760 Oh. If that's a problem... 914 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:46,880 Oh. If that's a problem... 915 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:46,920 Er, no, it's... (Laughs) No, it's not a problem. 916 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:51,600 Er, no, it's... (Laughs) No, it's not a problem. 917 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:51,640 It's just not exactly what your parents told me 918 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,720 It's just not exactly what your parents told me 919 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:53,760 when they invited me for dinner. 920 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,480 when they invited me for dinner. 921 00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:57,520 What exactly did they tell you? 922 00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,160 What exactly did they tell you? 923 00:25:59,160 --> 00:25:59,200 They said that you'd just broken up...with a man. 924 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:03,320 They said that you'd just broken up...with a man. 925 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:10,520 LOUD DANCE MUSIC 926 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:13,480 LOUD DANCE MUSIC 927 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:20,360 TROY: Whoo! 928 00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:21,840 TROY: Whoo! 929 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:21,880 Hey, hot guy. 930 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,480 Hey, hot guy. 931 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:23,520 Hey. There you are. 932 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:24,920 Hey. There you are. 933 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:28,920 Hmm. I brought some friends. 934 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,640 Hmm. I brought some friends. 935 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:30,680 I want them to meet you. 936 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,720 I want them to meet you. 937 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:32,760 Well, any friend of yours is a friend of mine. 938 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,600 Well, any friend of yours is a friend of mine. 939 00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:37,160 EMMETT: Aunt Pity Fuck. 940 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,760 EMMETT: Aunt Pity Fuck. 941 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:38,800 Aunt Pity Fuck. 942 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,720 Aunt Pity Fuck. 943 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:41,960 Who's that? 944 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,440 Who's that? 945 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:43,480 Some FREAK! 946 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:44,880 Some FREAK! 947 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:47,520 Come on. MAN: Troy. 948 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:48,920 Come on. MAN: Troy. 949 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:50,920 Oh, hey. 950 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,360 Oh, hey. 951 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:53,440 Remember me? We hooked up a few months ago. 952 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,280 Remember me? We hooked up a few months ago. 953 00:26:58,320 --> 00:26:58,360 Sure. Right, right, right. 954 00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:00,320 Sure. Right, right, right. 955 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:01,600 So, uh...how was I? 956 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,640 So, uh...how was I? 957 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:03,680 Hot. 958 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,160 Hot. 959 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:05,200 You said you'd call but I guess you lost my number. 960 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,680 You said you'd call but I guess you lost my number. 961 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:07,720 So I'll give it to you again. 962 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,040 So I'll give it to you again. 963 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:10,080 Promise not to lose it? 964 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:11,960 Promise not to lose it? 965 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:13,080 Word of honour. 966 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:14,520 Word of honour. 967 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:21,720 Fucking losers! 968 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,480 Fucking losers! 969 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:23,520 They just don't get it, do they? 970 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,760 They just don't get it, do they? 971 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:26,920 These guys, I feel sorry for them. 972 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,520 These guys, I feel sorry for them. 973 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:30,560 I can't help it. 974 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,040 I can't help it. 975 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:32,080 It's my nature. 976 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:33,560 It's my nature. 977 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:33,600 So out of the goodness of my heart, I have sex with them. 978 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,200 So out of the goodness of my heart, I have sex with them. 979 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:36,240 Give them something to remember for a rainy day. 980 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,560 Give them something to remember for a rainy day. 981 00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:38,600 But it's never enough. 982 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,160 But it's never enough. 983 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:40,200 They're pitiful. 984 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,640 They're pitiful. 985 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:41,680 Fucking pitiful. 986 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:43,080 Fucking pitiful. 987 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:44,480 Yeah. I know what you mean. 988 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,040 Yeah. I know what you mean. 989 00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:48,720 I was one of them. 990 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,160 I was one of them. 991 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:51,200 What? But you're hot. 992 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,320 What? But you're hot. 993 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:53,360 Well, you didn't think so then. 994 00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:55,280 Well, you didn't think so then. 995 00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:56,720 Pride? 2002? 996 00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:58,880 Pride? 2002? 997 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:02,840 I thought there was something familiar about you. 998 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:04,800 I thought there was something familiar about you. 999 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:04,840 I was one of your pity fucks. 1000 00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,680 I was one of your pity fucks. 1001 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:06,720 A fact you made painfully clear. 1002 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,480 A fact you made painfully clear. 1003 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:11,080 Well, guess what? 1004 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,520 Well, guess what? 1005 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:13,960 Now you're mine. 1006 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,480 Now you're mine. 1007 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:16,640 And don't look so bewildered. 1008 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,280 And don't look so bewildered. 1009 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:18,320 I sought you out. 1010 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:19,760 I sought you out. 1011 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:19,800 I waited for the right moment. 1012 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,040 I waited for the right moment. 1013 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:24,840 Guess this is it. 1014 00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:26,280 Guess this is it. 1015 00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:32,400 You're kidding, right? 1016 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:33,880 You're kidding, right? 1017 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:33,920 Afraid not. 1018 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,680 Afraid not. 1019 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:35,720 Hey, look at it this way. 1020 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,320 Hey, look at it this way. 1021 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:38,360 You'll always have something to remember ME by. 1022 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,880 You'll always have something to remember ME by. 1023 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:42,320 You're dumping me? 1024 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:43,800 You're dumping me? 1025 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:43,840 It's a fag-eat-fag world. 1026 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,520 It's a fag-eat-fag world. 1027 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:48,840 Fuck you. 1028 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:50,280 Fuck you. 1029 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:53,560 You know... 1030 00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:56,240 You know... 1031 00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:56,280 ..I liked you... 1032 00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:59,360 ..I liked you... 1033 00:28:59,360 --> 00:28:59,400 ..a lot. 1034 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,040 ..a lot. 1035 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:03,280 I really did. 1036 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:04,720 I really did. 1037 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:16,160 LOUD DANCE MUSIC 1038 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:20,120 LOUD DANCE MUSIC 1039 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:29,560 KNOCK AT DOOR 1040 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,280 KNOCK AT DOOR 1041 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:31,320 KNOCK AT DOOR BEN: Jesus Christ. I'm coming! 1042 00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:33,200 KNOCK AT DOOR BEN: Jesus Christ. I'm coming! 1043 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:34,480 KNOCK AT DOOR OK. 1044 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,640 KNOCK AT DOOR OK. 1045 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:36,680 OK! 1046 00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:38,240 OK! 1047 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:38,280 KNOCK AT DOOR CONTINUES 1048 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:39,680 KNOCK AT DOOR CONTINUES 1049 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:40,720 (Mutters) Stop already?! 1050 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:42,240 (Mutters) Stop already?! 1051 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:42,280 POUNDING AT DOOR 1052 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:43,720 POUNDING AT DOOR 1053 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:43,760 (Sighs) Brian! 1054 00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:45,400 (Sighs) Brian! 1055 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:45,440 Excellent, Professor. 1056 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:46,920 Excellent, Professor. 1057 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:46,960 You recognise the subject and can identify him by name. 1058 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:50,120 You recognise the subject and can identify him by name. 1059 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:50,160 We've gone to bed. That's right. I forgot. 1060 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,000 We've gone to bed. That's right. I forgot. 1061 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:52,040 The Stepford husbands turn in early! 1062 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,240 The Stepford husbands turn in early! 1063 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:54,280 Get in here. You'll wake the whole neighbourhood. 1064 00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:56,160 Get in here. You'll wake the whole neighbourhood. 1065 00:29:59,560 --> 00:29:59,600 I want to see your wife. 1066 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,280 I want to see your wife. 1067 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:01,320 (Closes door) Where is the little woman? 1068 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:02,880 (Closes door) Where is the little woman? 1069 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:02,920 I mean, little husband. If you're referring to Michael... 1070 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,320 I mean, little husband. If you're referring to Michael... 1071 00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:05,360 Who the fuck else would I be referring to? 1072 00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,320 Who the fuck else would I be referring to? 1073 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:07,360 He's asleep! Rouse him! 1074 00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:08,720 He's asleep! Rouse him! 1075 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:09,760 Wake him up. 1076 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:11,920 Wake him up. 1077 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:11,960 Michael, you get your ass down here! Alright. You better go. 1078 00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:14,120 Michael, you get your ass down here! Alright. You better go. 1079 00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:14,160 I'm not going anywhere. No. I said you're leaving. 1080 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:16,480 I'm not going anywhere. No. I said you're leaving. 1081 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:16,520 Michael! Get your ass out of my house. 1082 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,000 Michael! Get your ass out of my house. 1083 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:18,040 MICHAEL: Ben! It's OK. 1084 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:19,720 MICHAEL: Ben! It's OK. 1085 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:19,760 FOOTSTEPS 1086 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,160 FOOTSTEPS 1087 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:23,640 I'll handle it. Just go to bed. 1088 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,240 I'll handle it. Just go to bed. 1089 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:27,280 You sure? 1090 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:28,760 You sure? 1091 00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:32,560 Well, Mikey... 1092 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,040 Well, Mikey... 1093 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:34,080 ..congratulations. 1094 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:35,800 ..congratulations. 1095 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:35,840 For what?! 1096 00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:37,400 For what?! 1097 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:37,440 You won. 1098 00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:38,880 You won. 1099 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:38,920 To the spoiler goes the victory. 1100 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,240 To the spoiler goes the victory. 1101 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:41,280 I don't know what you're talking about. 1102 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,200 I don't know what you're talking about. 1103 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:43,240 Of course you don't. 1104 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:44,760 Of course you don't. 1105 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:44,800 No-one plays dewy-eyed innocent better than you. 1106 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,520 No-one plays dewy-eyed innocent better than you. 1107 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:47,560 Although, at 34, 1108 00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:49,000 Although, at 34, 1109 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:49,080 you're getting a bit long in the tooth for short pants. 1110 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,200 you're getting a bit long in the tooth for short pants. 1111 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:51,240 Speaking of outgrowing your act... 1112 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,720 Speaking of outgrowing your act... 1113 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:52,760 ..nothing's more pathetic - to use one of your favourite words - 1114 00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:55,080 ..nothing's more pathetic - to use one of your favourite words - 1115 00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:55,120 than an over-the-hill club boy. 1116 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,560 than an over-the-hill club boy. 1117 00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:56,600 (Laughs) 1118 00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,000 (Laughs) 1119 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:01,320 You infected him... 1120 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:02,760 You infected him... 1121 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:03,800 ..with your petty bourgeois, 1122 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:05,600 ..with your petty bourgeois, 1123 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:05,640 mediocre, conformist, assimilationist life! 1124 00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:08,080 mediocre, conformist, assimilationist life! 1125 00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:09,560 Thanks to you, he's got visions - 1126 00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:11,400 Thanks to you, he's got visions - 1127 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:11,440 babies, weddings, white picket fences dancing in his blond little head. 1128 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,760 babies, weddings, white picket fences dancing in his blond little head. 1129 00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:14,800 And you think I put them there? 1130 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,280 And you think I put them there? 1131 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:16,320 Before you and your husband tied the noose around your necks, 1132 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,440 Before you and your husband tied the noose around your necks, 1133 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:18,480 he was perfectly happy! 1134 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:19,960 he was perfectly happy! 1135 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:20,000 And now he's a defector just like the rest of you! 1136 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,560 And now he's a defector just like the rest of you! 1137 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:22,600 He was never perfectly happy! 1138 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,480 He was never perfectly happy! 1139 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:25,960 Waiting for years for you to say "I love you." 1140 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,920 Waiting for years for you to say "I love you." 1141 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:27,960 "You're the only one I want." 1142 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:29,800 "You're the only one I want." 1143 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:29,840 That's not who I am! 1144 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,200 That's not who I am! 1145 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:32,240 Don't we all know?! 1146 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:33,640 Don't we all know?! 1147 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:38,520 And now he's here in your house... 1148 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,520 And now he's here in your house... 1149 00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:40,560 It's a home. 1150 00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,000 It's a home. 1151 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:42,040 It's a farce! 1152 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,480 It's a farce! 1153 00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:43,520 It's a freak show! 1154 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:44,960 It's a freak show! 1155 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:45,000 Call it what you want. 1156 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,440 Call it what you want. 1157 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:46,480 I honestly don't care. 1158 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,040 I honestly don't care. 1159 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:49,200 But he didn't leave because I 'infected' him. 1160 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,520 But he didn't leave because I 'infected' him. 1161 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:51,560 He left because of you. 1162 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,040 He left because of you. 1163 00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:55,560 Who wouldn't?! 1164 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,000 Who wouldn't?! 1165 00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:15,120 DOOR SLAMS 1166 00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:16,200 DOOR SLAMS 1167 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:16,240 KNOCK AT DOOR Knock, knock. 1168 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:17,960 KNOCK AT DOOR Knock, knock. 1169 00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:18,000 Just wanted to say goodnight. 1170 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,200 Just wanted to say goodnight. 1171 00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:20,240 Did you enjoy dinner? 1172 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,680 Did you enjoy dinner? 1173 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:21,720 The salmon was delicious. 1174 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,520 The salmon was delicious. 1175 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:23,560 Al and Lois couldn't stop raving about how wonderful you look. 1176 00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:27,040 Al and Lois couldn't stop raving about how wonderful you look. 1177 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:27,080 That's nice. 1178 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:28,480 That's nice. 1179 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:29,600 And Stephen's quite charming, don't you think? 1180 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,960 And Stephen's quite charming, don't you think? 1181 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:32,000 Yes. Quite. 1182 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,560 Yes. Quite. 1183 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:33,600 Goodnight, darling. 1184 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,360 Goodnight, darling. 1185 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:35,400 Sleep well. 1186 00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:36,800 Sleep well. 1187 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:41,120 Mum. Hmm? 1188 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,200 Mum. Hmm? 1189 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:45,360 Why did you invite him here tonight? 1190 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,360 Why did you invite him here tonight? 1191 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:47,400 He's your father's associate. 1192 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,840 He's your father's associate. 1193 00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:48,880 We've been meaning to have him over. 1194 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:50,640 We've been meaning to have him over. 1195 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:50,680 And I thought you might like having someone to talk to. 1196 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,360 And I thought you might like having someone to talk to. 1197 00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:53,400 That was very thoughtful. 1198 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:54,840 That was very thoughtful. 1199 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:54,880 You seemed to be enjoying yourself. 1200 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:56,440 You seemed to be enjoying yourself. 1201 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:56,480 I liked him very much. 1202 00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:57,920 I liked him very much. 1203 00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:57,960 I'm very glad to hear it. 1204 00:32:57,960 --> 00:32:59,400 I'm very glad to hear it. 1205 00:32:59,400 --> 00:32:59,440 But not in that way. 1206 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:00,840 But not in that way. 1207 00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:01,880 I'm a lesbian, Mother. 1208 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:03,680 I'm a lesbian, Mother. 1209 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:03,720 You know that. 1210 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,160 You know that. 1211 00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:05,200 I thought that was all over with. 1212 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:06,920 I thought that was all over with. 1213 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:06,960 All over with? 1214 00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:09,360 All over with? 1215 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:09,400 Your sister told me you were with a man. 1216 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,600 Your sister told me you were with a man. 1217 00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:13,560 (Mutters) That cunt. Lindsay. 1218 00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:15,040 (Mutters) That cunt. Lindsay. 1219 00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:15,080 That happened once and it was a mistake. 1220 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,160 That happened once and it was a mistake. 1221 00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:17,200 Why was it a mistake? 1222 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,640 Why was it a mistake? 1223 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:18,680 Perhaps if you'd given it more time, 1224 00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,480 Perhaps if you'd given it more time, 1225 00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:21,520 you might finally have had a mature relationship. 1226 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,040 you might finally have had a mature relationship. 1227 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:25,080 I've had a mature relationship. 1228 00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:27,840 I've had a mature relationship. 1229 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:27,880 (Sighs) With that person? 1230 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:29,720 (Sighs) With that person? 1231 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:29,760 Melanie, Mother! 1232 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:31,200 Melanie, Mother! 1233 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:31,240 Not "that person". 1234 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,000 Not "that person". 1235 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:33,040 And, yes, she was my partner for 10 years. 1236 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,720 And, yes, she was my partner for 10 years. 1237 00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:35,760 And that's a helluva lot longer than any of those three marriages 1238 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,080 And that's a helluva lot longer than any of those three marriages 1239 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:38,120 my darling sister's had. 1240 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:39,520 my darling sister's had. 1241 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:40,880 We have two children together. 1242 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:42,840 We have two children together. 1243 00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:42,880 You know, that's not immature. 1244 00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:44,440 You know, that's not immature. 1245 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:46,600 I can't believe I still have to go through this with you. 1246 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:49,120 I can't believe I still have to go through this with you. 1247 00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:50,240 I'm sorry, dear. 1248 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,720 I'm sorry, dear. 1249 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:51,760 But it's just not the same. 1250 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:53,720 But it's just not the same. 1251 00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:55,680 It isn't. 1252 00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,120 It isn't. 1253 00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:58,440 When I heard about your relations with a man, I was hoping that... 1254 00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:02,400 When I heard about your relations with a man, I was hoping that... 1255 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:02,440 What? 1256 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:03,840 What? 1257 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:05,560 That I'd be the daughter you'd always dreamt of? 1258 00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:08,000 That I'd be the daughter you'd always dreamt of? 1259 00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:10,720 Well, I'm not, Mum. 1260 00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:12,600 Well, I'm not, Mum. 1261 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:12,640 And I never will be. 1262 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:14,520 And I never will be. 1263 00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:16,080 So if that's why you asked me to come and live here, 1264 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:19,400 So if that's why you asked me to come and live here, 1265 00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:19,440 then I'm afraid I've disappointed you... 1266 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,240 then I'm afraid I've disappointed you... 1267 00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:22,280 ..once again. 1268 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:23,680 ..once again. 1269 00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:28,520 LOUD DANCE MUSIC 1270 00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:32,120 LOUD DANCE MUSIC 1271 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:00,360 What's up, Bri? 1272 00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:01,800 What's up, Bri? 1273 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:03,880 You see that? 1274 00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,320 You see that? 1275 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:07,240 How can I miss it? 1276 00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:08,760 How can I miss it? 1277 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:08,800 Well, are you gonna do anything about it? 1278 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:10,440 Well, are you gonna do anything about it? 1279 00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:10,480 The kid's hot. Attracts guys, sells drinks. 1280 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:13,040 The kid's hot. Attracts guys, sells drinks. 1281 00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:13,080 Well, fuck the drinks. 1282 00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:14,560 Well, fuck the drinks. 1283 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:14,600 If he wants to get his dick sucked, he can take his act to the back room. 1284 00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:17,920 If he wants to get his dick sucked, he can take his act to the back room. 1285 00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:17,960 I'll tell him. 1286 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,800 I'll tell him. 1287 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:20,920 Wait. 1288 00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:22,960 Wait. 1289 00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:23,000 Tell him... 1290 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,440 Tell him... 1291 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:24,480 ..he's barred from the club. 1292 00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:26,440 ..he's barred from the club. 1293 00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:26,480 Permanently. 1294 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,160 Permanently. 1295 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:28,200 Oh, come on, Bri. Just do it. 1296 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:29,920 Oh, come on, Bri. Just do it. 1297 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:29,960 Now! 1298 00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,360 Now! 1299 00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:10,800 In a recent Hollywood movie about the Trojan War, 1300 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:14,120 In a recent Hollywood movie about the Trojan War, 1301 00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:14,160 there was a small but very significant alteration 1302 00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:17,920 there was a small but very significant alteration 1303 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:17,960 in the legend as recounted by Homer in the 'Iliad'. 1304 00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:21,040 in the legend as recounted by Homer in the 'Iliad'. 1305 00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:22,080 Achilles didn't go to war 1306 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,240 Achilles didn't go to war 1307 00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:24,280 because the Greeks killed Patroclus, his cousin. 1308 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:27,080 because the Greeks killed Patroclus, his cousin. 1309 00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:27,120 He went to battle because they killed Patroclus, his lover. 1310 00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:31,880 He went to battle because they killed Patroclus, his lover. 1311 00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:31,920 FEMALE STUDENT: Excuse me, professor. 1312 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,360 FEMALE STUDENT: Excuse me, professor. 1313 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:33,400 But what difference does it make if they change some old legend? 1314 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,320 But what difference does it make if they change some old legend? 1315 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:36,360 Like, what else is new? 1316 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,440 Like, what else is new? 1317 00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:38,480 Because that old legend was rewritten to omit a very important truth - 1318 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:43,080 Because that old legend was rewritten to omit a very important truth - 1319 00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:43,120 that the homophobia which infects our culture 1320 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:46,400 that the homophobia which infects our culture 1321 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:46,440 didn't always exist. 1322 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:47,880 didn't always exist. 1323 00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:47,920 There were once great and powerful cultures 1324 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:50,800 There were once great and powerful cultures 1325 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:50,840 in which the emotional and sexual love between two men was accepted, 1326 00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:56,320 in which the emotional and sexual love between two men was accepted, 1327 00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:56,360 even among warriors. 1328 00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:57,840 even among warriors. 1329 00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:57,880 Yeah. Good for them, but what about us? 1330 00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:00,520 Yeah. Good for them, but what about us? 1331 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:00,560 While we're talking about the Trojan War, 1332 00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:03,080 While we're talking about the Trojan War, 1333 00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:03,160 they're trying to take our rights away. 1334 00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:04,600 they're trying to take our rights away. 1335 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:04,640 I understand your concern but, right now, 1336 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,600 I understand your concern but, right now, 1337 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:06,640 we're here to discuss gay imagery in mythology and history. 1338 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:11,240 we're here to discuss gay imagery in mythology and history. 1339 00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:11,280 If Proposition 14 passes, pretty soon WE'LL be history. 1340 00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:15,880 If Proposition 14 passes, pretty soon WE'LL be history. 1341 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:15,920 STUDENT: He's right. STUDENT: Yeah. 1342 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,720 STUDENT: He's right. STUDENT: Yeah. 1343 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:21,000 TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS 1344 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,000 TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS 1345 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:23,040 TRAIN RATTLES PAST 1346 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,960 TRAIN RATTLES PAST 1347 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:32,440 What a dump. 1348 00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:33,960 What a dump. 1349 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:34,000 (Chuckles) 1350 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,440 (Chuckles) 1351 00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:35,480 What's so funny? 1352 00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:36,920 What's so funny? 1353 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:36,960 You do a fabulous Bette Davis. 1354 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:38,960 You do a fabulous Bette Davis. 1355 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:39,000 Or is it Elizabeth Taylor doing a fabulous Bette Davis? 1356 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,680 Or is it Elizabeth Taylor doing a fabulous Bette Davis? 1357 00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:41,720 I'm not doing a fabulous anybody. 1358 00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:43,720 I'm not doing a fabulous anybody. 1359 00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:43,760 All I know is this is a disgusting place and you're not living here. 1360 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,760 All I know is this is a disgusting place and you're not living here. 1361 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:46,800 I love it. Are you crazy? 1362 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,520 I love it. Are you crazy? 1363 00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:48,560 If I am, I have you and Dad to thank. 1364 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,560 If I am, I have you and Dad to thank. 1365 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:50,600 It's tiny. It smells like something you never want to meet died here. 1366 00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:54,760 It's tiny. It smells like something you never want to meet died here. 1367 00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:54,800 You have to share a bathroom down the hall with God knows who - 1368 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:57,800 You have to share a bathroom down the hall with God knows who - 1369 00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:57,840 crackheads? 1370 00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,320 crackheads? 1371 00:37:59,320 --> 00:37:59,360 Not to mention you can't go out into the street after dark. 1372 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,800 Not to mention you can't go out into the street after dark. 1373 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:01,840 On the other hand, I can afford it, 1374 00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:03,840 On the other hand, I can afford it, 1375 00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:03,880 it's got great light and, best of all, it's my own place. 1376 00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:08,120 it's got great light and, best of all, it's my own place. 1377 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:08,160 How did I ever give birth to an artist? 1378 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:11,840 How did I ever give birth to an artist? 1379 00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:13,160 Van Gogh's mother was a washerwoman. 1380 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:14,880 Van Gogh's mother was a washerwoman. 1381 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:14,920 Really? 1382 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:16,320 Really? 1383 00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:18,000 I made it up. 1384 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,480 I made it up. 1385 00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:19,520 It's, um... 1386 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,000 It's, um... 1387 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:21,040 ..quite a comedown from Brian's place. 1388 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:24,640 ..quite a comedown from Brian's place. 1389 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:24,680 You weren't so thrilled when I moved in there. 1390 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,560 You weren't so thrilled when I moved in there. 1391 00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:26,600 No. I guess not. 1392 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:28,840 No. I guess not. 1393 00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:30,160 I just wish that... 1394 00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:31,600 I just wish that... 1395 00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:32,800 I can't believe I'm actually hearing myself say this. 1396 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,840 I can't believe I'm actually hearing myself say this. 1397 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:34,880 What? 1398 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,360 What? 1399 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:36,400 That you and he could have somehow managed to work things out. 1400 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:40,320 That you and he could have somehow managed to work things out. 1401 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:40,360 I know. 1402 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:41,800 I know. 1403 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:41,840 Me too. 1404 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,360 Me too. 1405 00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:43,400 I mean, it's not as if he repeatedly and systematically lied to you 1406 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:48,960 I mean, it's not as if he repeatedly and systematically lied to you 1407 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:49,000 or abused you or betrayed you, 1408 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,960 or abused you or betrayed you, 1409 00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:51,000 like your father did to me. 1410 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,760 like your father did to me. 1411 00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:52,800 No, of course not. 1412 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,280 No, of course not. 1413 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:54,320 He saved my life, he took care of me, he gave me everything. 1414 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:58,320 He saved my life, he took care of me, he gave me everything. 1415 00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:58,360 It's just we each want different things. 1416 00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:01,000 It's just we each want different things. 1417 00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:02,280 And neither of you is willing to change? 1418 00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:04,400 And neither of you is willing to change? 1419 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:04,440 That's not love. 1420 00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,400 That's not love. 1421 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:06,440 That's sacrifice. 1422 00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:07,840 That's sacrifice. 1423 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:10,640 Hmm. 1424 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,080 Hmm. 1425 00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:13,680 He feel asleep the second his head hit the pillow. 1426 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:17,000 He feel asleep the second his head hit the pillow. 1427 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:17,040 Hmm. He's glad to be back in his own room, in his own bed. 1428 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:21,200 Hmm. He's glad to be back in his own room, in his own bed. 1429 00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:21,240 I don't blame him. 1430 00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:22,640 I don't blame him. 1431 00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:26,560 I'm trying to catch up on the world. 1432 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,960 I'm trying to catch up on the world. 1433 00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:29,000 I feel like I've been living on a totally different planet. 1434 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,400 I feel like I've been living on a totally different planet. 1435 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:31,440 Me too. 1436 00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:32,920 Me too. 1437 00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:32,960 If you want to say it, go right ahead. 1438 00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:36,000 If you want to say it, go right ahead. 1439 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:36,040 Those words will never escape my lips. 1440 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,760 Those words will never escape my lips. 1441 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:38,800 Why not? 1442 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,080 Why not? 1443 00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:41,120 You were right. 1444 00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:42,520 You were right. 1445 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:45,960 It's funny. 1446 00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,760 It's funny. 1447 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:47,800 No matter what you know up here... 1448 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,720 No matter what you know up here... 1449 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:51,440 ..you hope against hope... 1450 00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:53,200 ..you hope against hope... 1451 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:54,720 ..in here... 1452 00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:56,760 ..in here... 1453 00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:56,800 ..that your parents, at least, will love you unconditionally. 1454 00:39:56,800 --> 00:40:00,240 ..that your parents, at least, will love you unconditionally. 1455 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:01,320 We'll try and do better with our kids. 1456 00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:04,040 We'll try and do better with our kids. 1457 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:15,320 Where are you going? 1458 00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:16,800 Where are you going? 1459 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:16,840 To a hotel, I guess. 1460 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:18,520 To a hotel, I guess. 1461 00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:18,560 Thanks for tonight. 1462 00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:19,960 Thanks for tonight. 1463 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:24,360 Take your coat off. 1464 00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:25,880 Take your coat off. 1465 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:25,920 What? 1466 00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:27,400 What? 1467 00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:27,440 Take your coat off. You're staying here tonight. 1468 00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,680 Take your coat off. You're staying here tonight. 1469 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:29,720 I don't know if that's a good idea. 1470 00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:31,840 I don't know if that's a good idea. 1471 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:31,880 Neither do I, but you're staying anyway. 1472 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:34,360 Neither do I, but you're staying anyway. 1473 00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:34,400 You sure? 1474 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,080 You sure? 1475 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:37,160 I'll make us tea and grilled cheese and we'll figure something out, OK? 1476 00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:41,400 I'll make us tea and grilled cheese and we'll figure something out, OK? 1477 00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:55,480 Another beer. 1478 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:56,960 Another beer. 1479 00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:57,000 And another Cosmo and a diet Pepsi. 1480 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,240 And another Cosmo and a diet Pepsi. 1481 00:40:59,240 --> 00:40:59,280 On me. 1482 00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:00,720 On me. 1483 00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:00,760 Big spender. 1484 00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,240 Big spender. 1485 00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:02,280 What's the occasion? 1486 00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:03,880 What's the occasion? 1487 00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:03,920 We're celebrating. 1488 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,400 We're celebrating. 1489 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:05,440 Teddy finally put that prick Troy in his proper place. 1490 00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:09,120 Teddy finally put that prick Troy in his proper place. 1491 00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:10,160 Up a tight butthole? 1492 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:11,760 Up a tight butthole? 1493 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:11,800 Out on his ass. 1494 00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,520 Out on his ass. 1495 00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:13,560 He's no longer Aunt Pity Fuck. 1496 00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:16,000 He's no longer Aunt Pity Fuck. 1497 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:16,040 Congratulations, Theodore. 1498 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,280 Congratulations, Theodore. 1499 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:19,600 It's a rare man who'd rather get even than get laid. 1500 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,080 It's a rare man who'd rather get even than get laid. 1501 00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:24,920 Just out of curiosity, how great was he? 1502 00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,480 Just out of curiosity, how great was he? 1503 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:28,960 Beyond great. 1504 00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:30,400 Beyond great. 1505 00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:31,960 Amazing. 1506 00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,400 Amazing. 1507 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:34,960 The best. 1508 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,480 The best. 1509 00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:36,520 You wouldn't happen to still have his phone number? 1510 00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:39,560 You wouldn't happen to still have his phone number? 1511 00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:41,560 (Chuckles) 1512 00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:43,000 (Chuckles) 1513 00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:48,280 What the fuck is your problem? 1514 00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,200 What the fuck is your problem? 1515 00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:50,240 Your hand's on my stick. 1516 00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:52,000 Your hand's on my stick. 1517 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:52,040 Why did you bar me from your club? 1518 00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:54,160 Why did you bar me from your club? 1519 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:54,200 Because I can. 1520 00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:55,640 Because I can. 1521 00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:00,120 Getting sucked off on the dance floor is a very serious offence. 1522 00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:03,360 Getting sucked off on the dance floor is a very serious offence. 1523 00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:04,800 Except when it's you. 1524 00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,280 Except when it's you. 1525 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:06,320 Membership has its privileges. 1526 00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,560 Membership has its privileges. 1527 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:14,000 I think you threw me out 1528 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,520 I think you threw me out 1529 00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:15,560 because you're afraid I'll get the hottest guys. 1530 00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:17,200 because you're afraid I'll get the hottest guys. 1531 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:17,240 I am the hottest guy. You mean were. 1532 00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:19,320 I am the hottest guy. You mean were. 1533 00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:19,360 Since when? Since me. 1534 00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:21,240 Since when? Since me. 1535 00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:22,720 Even the mightiest one day must fall. 1536 00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:24,800 Even the mightiest one day must fall. 1537 00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:24,880 The king is assassinated, the lion is torn to shreds. 1538 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,960 The king is assassinated, the lion is torn to shreds. 1539 00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:28,000 Oh, Lord, please. 1540 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,440 Oh, Lord, please. 1541 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:29,480 Spare us from wearisome cliches. 1542 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,400 Spare us from wearisome cliches. 1543 00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:33,840 Listen...twerp. 1544 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,120 Listen...twerp. 1545 00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:37,640 You think you get to be the best by just showing up 1546 00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:40,000 You think you get to be the best by just showing up 1547 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:40,040 and announcing that you are? 1548 00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:41,440 and announcing that you are? 1549 00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:42,920 You have to prove it first. 1550 00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:44,600 You have to prove it first. 1551 00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:45,720 I thought I already had. 1552 00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:47,240 I thought I already had. 1553 00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:47,280 By picking off a couple of twinks before I got to them? 1554 00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:49,800 By picking off a couple of twinks before I got to them? 1555 00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:52,400 You're gonna have to do better than that. 1556 00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:54,040 You're gonna have to do better than that. 1557 00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:55,840 Then how about we pick? 1558 00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,440 Then how about we pick? 1559 00:42:58,480 --> 00:42:58,520 Say, the 10 hottest guys we can find. 1560 00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:00,480 Say, the 10 hottest guys we can find. 1561 00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:00,520 And the one who fucks them all first wins. 1562 00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:02,240 And the one who fucks them all first wins. 1563 00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:02,320 You know the game. I also know the outcome. 1564 00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:04,520 You know the game. I also know the outcome. 1565 00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:06,280 I admire your confidence. 1566 00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:07,840 I admire your confidence. 1567 00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:07,880 But they say every star burns its brightest just before it burns out. 1568 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:11,800 But they say every star burns its brightest just before it burns out. 1569 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:11,840 Ooh. 1570 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,280 Ooh. 1571 00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:14,840 Say you win. 1572 00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:16,280 Say you win. 1573 00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:17,400 I get into Babylon. 1574 00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:18,840 I get into Babylon. 1575 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:20,120 And if you win? 1576 00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,360 And if you win? 1577 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:24,560 I get into you. 1578 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,000 I get into you. 1579 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:37,240 DEBBIE: Michael! 1580 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:38,720 DEBBIE: Michael! 1581 00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:38,760 We've saved seats. 1582 00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:40,160 We've saved seats. 1583 00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:42,560 Hey, honey. Where's Ben? 1584 00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:45,040 Hey, honey. Where's Ben? 1585 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:45,080 Um, he had other things to do. 1586 00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:47,400 Um, he had other things to do. 1587 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:47,440 What other things are more important than this? 1588 00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:49,480 What other things are more important than this? 1589 00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:49,520 WOMAN: Good evening, everyone. Thank you for coming. 1590 00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:52,000 WOMAN: Good evening, everyone. Thank you for coming. 1591 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:52,040 I guess we all know why we're here - 1592 00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:54,040 I guess we all know why we're here - 1593 00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:54,080 to join in the statewide effort to defeat Proposition 14. 1594 00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:58,360 to join in the statewide effort to defeat Proposition 14. 1595 00:43:58,360 --> 00:43:58,400 MAN: Yeah. DEBBIE: Whoo! 1596 00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:00,920 MAN: Yeah. DEBBIE: Whoo! 1597 00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:07,000 That's the spirit we're gonna need in order to win. 1598 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:10,280 That's the spirit we're gonna need in order to win. 1599 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:10,320 Here to help us is one of the organisers of Stop Prop 14, 1600 00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:15,560 Here to help us is one of the organisers of Stop Prop 14, 1601 00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:15,600 Congresswoman Beth Edelstein. 1602 00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:18,160 Congresswoman Beth Edelstein. 1603 00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:19,200 BETH: Thank you. 1604 00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:20,640 BETH: Thank you. 1605 00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:22,160 Thanks, Tannis, Philip. 1606 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:23,680 Thanks, Tannis, Philip. 1607 00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:23,720 And thank all of you for coming tonight. 1608 00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:27,160 And thank all of you for coming tonight. 1609 00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:28,200 As you know, 1610 00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,560 As you know, 1611 00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:30,600 our rights as full and equal citizens of the United States 1612 00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:33,160 our rights as full and equal citizens of the United States 1613 00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:33,200 are being threatened. 1614 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:34,920 are being threatened. 1615 00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:34,960 Not by outside forces or terrorists 1616 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:38,240 Not by outside forces or terrorists 1617 00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:38,280 but by our own government, 1618 00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:40,600 but by our own government, 1619 00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:40,640 by religious leaders who in their effort to strip us of our humanity, 1620 00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:44,880 by religious leaders who in their effort to strip us of our humanity, 1621 00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:44,920 claim that God is on their side, 1622 00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:47,360 claim that God is on their side, 1623 00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:47,400 and by other Americans acting out of hate and ignorance. 1624 00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:51,640 and by other Americans acting out of hate and ignorance. 1625 00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:51,680 We have got to stop them. 1626 00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:53,920 We have got to stop them. 1627 00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:53,960 But it's not going to be easy. 1628 00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,560 But it's not going to be easy. 1629 00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:56,600 "Vote to save America" - 1630 00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:58,280 "Vote to save America" - 1631 00:44:58,280 --> 00:44:58,320 can you believe that's what they're calling themselves? - 1632 00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,600 can you believe that's what they're calling themselves? - 1633 00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:00,640 has many supporters and is well-funded. 1634 00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:03,360 has many supporters and is well-funded. 1635 00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:03,400 Mind if I sign up? 1636 00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:04,880 Mind if I sign up? 1637 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:04,920 That's why we're going to need the help of everyone in this room 1638 00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,520 That's why we're going to need the help of everyone in this room 1639 00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:07,560 as well as your families and your friends 1640 00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:09,520 as well as your families and your friends 1641 00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:09,560 to donate as much time and money as you can. 1642 00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:13,640 to donate as much time and money as you can. 1643 00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:13,680 Volunteer to serve on various committees, 1644 00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:15,920 Volunteer to serve on various committees, 1645 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:15,960 make calls, canvass neighbourhoods. 1646 00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:18,600 make calls, canvass neighbourhoods. 1647 00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:18,640 Sign up and fight as if your future depends on it. 1648 00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:21,840 Sign up and fight as if your future depends on it. 1649 00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:22,920 Because it does. 1650 00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:24,360 Because it does. 1651 00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:25,640 DEBBIE: Whoever thought it'd come to this, huh? 1652 00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,960 DEBBIE: Whoever thought it'd come to this, huh? 1653 00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:28,000 Fighting for, like what she says, for our lives. 1654 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,600 Fighting for, like what she says, for our lives. 1655 00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:30,640 It's what we've always had to do. 1656 00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:32,600 It's what we've always had to do. 1657 00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:32,640 Next time we just have to do it harder. 1658 00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:34,400 Next time we just have to do it harder. 1659 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:34,440 I'm up for it. Me too, Sunshine. 1660 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:36,000 I'm up for it. Me too, Sunshine. 1661 00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:37,080 'Bye. 'Bye. 1662 00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:38,520 'Bye. 'Bye. 1663 00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:38,560 'Bye, Ted. 1664 00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:39,960 'Bye, Ted. 1665 00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:43,800 I'm glad you changed your mind. 1666 00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:45,320 I'm glad you changed your mind. 1667 00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:45,360 How come? 1668 00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:46,760 How come? 1669 00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:46,800 (Sighs) 1670 00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,280 (Sighs) 1671 00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:48,320 "With his eyes fixed firmly in the past, he failed to see the future. 1672 00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:51,920 "With his eyes fixed firmly in the past, he failed to see the future. 1673 00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:51,960 "So by the present, he was destroyed." 1674 00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,720 "So by the present, he was destroyed." 1675 00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:54,760 I guess you're trying to tell me that if you didn't do anything, 1676 00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:57,360 I guess you're trying to tell me that if you didn't do anything, 1677 00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:57,400 and we lost, you'd never forgive yourself. 1678 00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:58,960 and we lost, you'd never forgive yourself. 1679 00:45:58,960 --> 00:45:59,000 You got it. 1680 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,400 You got it. 1681 00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:11,880 Hey. Hey. 1682 00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:13,280 Hey. Hey. 1683 00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:18,080 How was the meeting? You should have been there. 1684 00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:20,960 How was the meeting? You should have been there. 1685 00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:21,000 (Chuckles) 1686 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,480 (Chuckles) 1687 00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:22,520 I'm not Rage. Saving Gayopolis isn't my thing. 1688 00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:25,400 I'm not Rage. Saving Gayopolis isn't my thing. 1689 00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:30,600 You doing OK? 1690 00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:32,040 You doing OK? 1691 00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:33,240 Yeah, I'm fine. 1692 00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:34,720 Yeah, I'm fine. 1693 00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:34,760 And you? 1694 00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:36,200 And you? 1695 00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:36,240 Likewise. Thanks for asking. 1696 00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:37,800 Likewise. Thanks for asking. 1697 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:40,040 Well, I guess I better get going. 1698 00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:42,040 Well, I guess I better get going. 1699 00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:42,080 Me too. 1700 00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:43,480 Me too. 1701 00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:47,200 Take care of yourself. 1702 00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:48,720 Take care of yourself. 1703 00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:48,760 You too. OK. 1704 00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:50,440 You too. OK. 1705 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:51,640 See ya. See ya. 1706 00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:53,160 See ya. See ya. 1707 00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:00,360 GRUNGY GUITAR MUSIC 1708 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:03,320 GRUNGY GUITAR MUSIC 1709 00:47:05,720 --> 00:47:05,760 (Woman sings) # The other night, dear 1710 00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:08,520 (Woman sings) # The other night, dear 1711 00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:08,560 # As I lay sleepin' 1712 00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:12,160 # As I lay sleepin' 1713 00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:12,200 # I dreamed I held you 1714 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:15,680 # I dreamed I held you 1715 00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:15,720 # In my arms 1716 00:47:15,720 --> 00:47:17,920 # In my arms 1717 00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:18,960 # When I awoke, dear 1718 00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:21,920 # When I awoke, dear 1719 00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:21,960 # I was mistaken 1720 00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:24,880 # I was mistaken 1721 00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:25,960 # And I hung my head and cried 1722 00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:31,760 # And I hung my head and cried 1723 00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:31,800 # You are my sunshine 1724 00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:35,080 # You are my sunshine 1725 00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:35,120 # My only sunshine 1726 00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:38,400 # My only sunshine 1727 00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:38,440 # You make me happy 1728 00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:42,000 # You make me happy 1729 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:42,040 # When skies are grey 1730 00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,280 # When skies are grey 1731 00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:45,400 # You'll never know, dear 1732 00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:48,120 # You'll never know, dear 1733 00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:48,160 # How much I love you 1734 00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:51,240 # How much I love you 1735 00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:52,280 # Please don't take my sunshine away 1736 00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:57,160 # Please don't take my sunshine away 1737 00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:11,640 # You told me once, dear 1738 00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:14,320 # You told me once, dear 1739 00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:14,360 # How you really love me 1740 00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:17,640 # How you really love me 1741 00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:17,680 # And that no-one else would come between 1742 00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:23,560 # And that no-one else would come between 1743 00:48:24,720 --> 00:48:24,760 # But now you've left me 1744 00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:27,960 # But now you've left me 1745 00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:28,000 # You love another 1746 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,560 # You love another 1747 00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:31,600 # You have shattered 1748 00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,280 # You have shattered 1749 00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:34,320 # All my dreams 1750 00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:36,880 # All my dreams 1751 00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:37,920 # But you are my sunshine 1752 00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:40,920 # But you are my sunshine 1753 00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:40,960 # My only sunshine 1754 00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:43,920 # My only sunshine 1755 00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:43,960 # You make me happy 1756 00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:47,920 # You make me happy 1757 00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:47,960 # When skies are grey 1758 00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:50,920 # When skies are grey 1759 00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:50,960 # You'll never know, dear 1760 00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:54,120 # You'll never know, dear 1761 00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:54,160 # How much I love you... # 1762 00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:57,600 # How much I love you... # 1763 00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:57,680 1764 00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:02,520